How to Kill your Blog in a few easy steps!

So I did it. I killed my blog. Well, not really, but traffic is down for sure. How did I do it you asked? Easy.

First, stop posting! Easy. People will stop showing up to read stuff if there is no new content.

Second, posting a shitload of "conspiracy theory" mumbo jumbo and weird ass posts. Done and done.

Now all you have to do is sit back and watch the numbers fall so low you'd think you've fallen into a parallel universe where your blog is terrible and uninspiring.

Success! See? Two easy steps to destroy you audience, your blog, and quite possibly your grip on sanity.

This all said, I will be posting more mundane topics, such as Disneyland, Men's Fashion, Music, and assorted good n' plenty.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the upcoming content.

Face it, you love me!

See you soon!