WWE Hell in the Cell 2013 PPV Results

Okay it's the day of the PPV, but apparently the card has changed a bit so I guess it's good that I waited to post this.  From what the internet sites are saying the kick-off match is now off.  I wonder why that is?  Weird.  Alright, here we go!

 Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans - Hm.  Okay, I don't know whey this is a PPV match and not the headlining match for The Main Event later in the week.  It's not like Curtis Axel, Ziggler, or a number of other talented guys don't deserve a spot on the PPV and a nice push. Okay, WWE, not starting out that great.

Winners - Los Mantadores *Los Mantadores get a quick win on a match that should have curtain jerked Raw and not on this PPV.

CM Punk vs Ryback & Paul Heyman (Handicap Hell in a Cell Match) - Finally, the conclusion (hopefully) of this feud.  Give us a Punk vs Ziggler storyline, or have Punk face Axel for the belt the next night on Raw. Just saying.

Winner - Paul Heyman & Ryback *CM Punk wins! Heyman gets a GTS.  All is good in the World now.

Divas Champion AJ Lee vs Brie Bella - Man, this card, I'm telling ya.  The fact that the WWE has been force feeding us the Bellas because of the Total Divas show, and frankly, there are a ton of more Divas that deserve a shot at the Gold.  Nattie, for one.  Where's her time?  You want people to care, give AJ an competitor that people can get behind, even if you have to bring back Lita, oh... that would be awesome, okay, running off here a bit, but... WWE, bring back Lita to feud with AJ Lee over the title, bring back that history of AJ as a teenager meeting Lita, and now with her "crazy persona/black widow" character, I think that would make insanely entertaining television.  You read it here first.   I'll take that creative writing position at WWE Creative now, Please and Thank You.  Right where was I?  Oh, yes...

Winner - AJ Lee *AJ Lee wins again!  Huzzah!  Thank you, WWE, restoring faith on Divas match at a time.

WWE Tag Team Champions Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins vs The Usos - Cool so far the most interesting thing on the card for tonight.  Triple Threat Tag Team Match, that is some good work.  Will be interesting to see what everyone can do.  Plans on seeing crazy bumps and amazing spots all over this match.

Winners - The Usos

Randy Orton vs Daniel Bryan (Hell in a Cell Match) - Yes! Yes! Yes!  This will be a great match.  Classic Viper tonight for sure.  Bryan will go above and beyond tonight.  Will Bryan capture the Gold?  I don't know.  It really could go either way.  It'll be damn exciting I know that.

Winner - Daniel Bryan (Please not another No Contest ending, WWE!) *Randy Orton is the new WWE Champion after Bryan gets a Sweet Chin Music from Shawn Micheals to end the show.

World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio vs John Cena - Look who's back, back again, Cena's back, tell some fri... I should stop there... Cena's back and surprise! he's facing the WHC Alberto Del Rio.  Please for the Love of Country and all that is Holy, give Ziggler the belt back, the Universe demands it!  Where's that goat?

Winner - Alberto Del Rio *John Cena is the new World Heavyweight Champion!

I am surprised they didn't do some sort of Gimmick Cell Match, maybe a ten man match, first out of the cage get a title shot the next night on Raw. I am thinking the Wyatt Family, Ziggler, Khali, Big E., 3MB, and (just for the Hell of it, get it? Te-he!) Dean Ambrose.  Watch the mayhem ensue.  See, WWE, I just added another match to this "card".

I hope this PPV rocks, cause I don't think that there's enough there in terms of matches for the allowed three hour time frame.  Well see... check back later tonight when I post the results.